the rain stops; the city is shrouded in mist, but the sky is something else - a thousand miles of crystal clear ice, with a million pinpricks of lights frozen in their dance across the heavens.
Tuesday
good advice should be followed
Sniper: and my advice to you is, never kiss men with large mouths. Vesper : uhm...
*because, like, if you didn't tell me, i would totally have gone out and unwittingly kissed men with large mouths. but thanks to you i am saved from this calamity*
...because you end up with saliva all over your face.
EWWW
I think people should honestly be required to have 120hrs of kissing practice with a registered kissing instructor before getting their kissing licence. Girls of course, would be mostly exempt as they rarely suck. Unless I dated them last year, that is.
"I think people should honestly be required to have 120hrs of kissing practice with a registered kissing instructor before getting their kissing licence. Girls of course, would be mostly exempt as they rarely suck. Unless I dated them last year, that is. "
Can i be the instructor? I have at least 8 years experience with a ham sandwich. ;)
12 comments:
*cracks up laughing*
*eyes mark's rather large mouth*
heh heh heh
=P
oi !!!
*checks mirror self consciously*
lol. she has a point
*eyes Mark's mouth*
*eyes Kahani's mouth*
*cracks up*
Did you give this person some REASON to think you would be kissing men?
i maintain that generalizations of all kind are Bad
...because you end up with saliva all over your face.
EWWW
I think people should honestly be required to have 120hrs of kissing practice with a registered kissing instructor before getting their kissing licence. Girls of course, would be mostly exempt as they rarely suck. Unless I dated them last year, that is.
snipergirl: agreed!
*eyes mark*
heh heh heh...
*shrugs*
once humorous, twice is... john yen-ish. especially with that strange laugh of his =)
that was the idea?
"I think people should honestly be required to have 120hrs of kissing practice with a registered kissing instructor before getting their kissing licence. Girls of course, would be mostly exempt as they rarely suck. Unless I dated them last year, that is. "
Can i be the instructor? I have at least 8 years experience with a ham sandwich. ;)
Ken: Yes, well, ham sandwiches are generally less discriminating about their partners than girls.
*i will not make any puns about eating ham sandwiches. i will not make any puns about eating ham sandwiches. i will not...oopsies*
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