don't leave your handphone lying around

Names and identities have been changed to protect the privacy of the individuals involved.

Just something randomly funny. There is this Allen guy who's half insane most of the time, and drunk the other half of the time. A bunch of my friends are at a table, and he notices that a girl had accidentally left her handphone on the table and wasn't there.

Well no one really liked her very much, and they don't stop him when he picks it up and says, "hey I am going to call my mom" cause they don't believe him anyway.

He dials home (South America) and he goes "hi mom!" and then immediately hangs up. Everyone stares at him in shock. Then another girl pipes up : "hey... that's terrible... now your mom will be really worried... what if she thinks you've been captured by terrorists or an earthquake happened?".

So with everyone watching, he dials home again and goes "hi mom i'm ok don't worry" and then hangs up immediately.